I’ve heard the (stupid) name before but had no idea what they did. Not everyone on Lemmy works in tech or has investment portfolios… But it sounds like if I’ve bought something online I’ve probably used them before?

Shopify is a stupid fucking name. I can only assume the company and service is equally as stupid.

Austin is probably the fakest “liberal” city in the US. If you have to live in Texas live in Dallas.

Or the Pope?

Time to stop shopping on Etsy.

Yes, it is absolutely normal for 17 year-olds to have sex. Yes, it is absolutely normal for parents to practice harm reduction rather than risk them getting charged with a sex crime by being discovered going at it in a parked car. It is even normal for parents to provide condoms.

You’re the weirdo that turned it into “helping kids fuck.” I suppose you’re picturing guiding the dick in for him.

You’re fucking weird.

or that Q-anon STARTED on a pedophile message board.

Come again now?

Well fuck you then.

What in the world makes you think Disney is in a creative field? They are solely in a money-making field.

I was under the impression it was six people that were DOGE henchmen. They absolutely knew what the job was so I don’t know what you’re on about. Their names should absolutely be public knowledge.

Violentacrez

You mean Michael Brutsch.

Why would Reddit care if subs disallowed links that would take their users off platform?

That also makes sense.

TikTok put up a banner saying that the app was unavailable until incoming President Trump can do something about it despite Biden saying he would not enforce the ban. And then when Trump said he would not enforce the ban they put up a welcome back banner thanking Trump.

They signaled loud and clear they’re ready to play ball. They’ll get a lot behind the scenes because they kissed the ring. I could see Bytedance selling TikTok but Trump lets them continue to collect data or some shit.

I’m glad somebody else was wondering that!

Still, not 30ish digits like that person said. Hyperbole be damned.

Bank account numbers are, like, 8-10 digits. Certainly not 30ish.

Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you’ve just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.

What are Haitian immigrants eating?

A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food

We’re sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats

The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?