I do this all the time, with fried rice meals too. how my floor hasn’t ended up like this I have no idea lol

I wonder how these people explain all the floods that happened hundreds of years ago

Reddit and Facebook etc are too greedy and shady. & Twitter is ran by a Nazi who makes shit cars

This is the facebook “show a video of your face” bs all over again. glad i don’t have an account on either site bc not only is it a huge privacy concern, you know they store all that data and are going to sell it and/or use it to train AI models

yikes. sorry that happened to you, glad you’re ok!!!

When I was a baby I started choking while inside a shop. we were on holiday abroad and it was sheer luck that a doctor was in the shop and he saved my life

I did answer the question tho?? I said “none” meaning zero times

fr I’m sick of people portraying the 50s as this majestic golden age. people pretended everything was fine

never done illegal drugs but sometimes I get zooted on z drugs bc I have insomnia

thx! 🫂

• Looking forward to: adventures
• Not looking forward to: gettin old

Never been to Wigan before, so til people from Wigan don’t refer to a packet of crisps in the plural!

none. I’m single now only because my boyfriend died suddenly from a medical issue that was more serious than he let on. still miss him dearly 💔

That because I’m punk and a mosher I must be aggressive and do lots of drugs. i’m only aggressive to shit people who deserve it lol

Same here except it sounds like “sin” instead of “seen” like “I sin a guy at the shop today”

Finally, a hard drive which can store more than a dozen AAA games

What are some common misconceptions about working at a natural reserve?

sounds like me

omg I know the feeling. had someone in college named this and I pronounced it the same way until she corrected me and I was so sorry 😭 an apology to Siobhans everywhere!