Tried it, got two 1 star reviews, no good ones. What did I do wrong?

I’m not sure if my brain counts as artificial, but with all the microplastics, it sure ain’t organic.

Not sure about Gates in particular, but if you donate to your own charity, then funnel it back, you’re not out of the complete 100B. You also get good PR out of it.

AAA-gamers are fairly pro status quo, otherwise they would’ve switched to playing the myriads of awesome indie games by now.

Yur english is barely readabl. Yu hav so many speling erors, ze bigest might be vriting rekvir vity tvo ‘v’.

Zat isn’t quit enugh to fix english. “Gh” kuld be replased wiz ‘f’ vher it vuld mak sens and ze same viz ‘x’ to “ks” & ‘y’ to ‘j’. Vhile duble leters as used nov shuld be simplifid, I think it kuld be useful to mark long vovels by using tvo of the same leter. Vhile zis vuld help a lot, ze most important shange I’l sugest is to use vovels that reflect ze pronunsiation. Vhen juu vant to vrait “smorgasbord” juu vuld insted vrait ze moor sensibl “smöörgoosbuurd”. Sadli, inglish is a horibl bodg of a languig, meid bai miksing vai too mani diferent languiges, so moor fikses aar veri velkom.

Do the REAL lessons mention anything about when Vivec stabbed a god in the mouth with a penis-sword, or is it only implied?

Initial release: September 17, 1991; 33 years ago

Sure

Did they use sane or Windows-style newlines? Windows-style line endings are not supported everywhere.

Edit:
Variable-width handwriting is no longer considered a best practice and has been deprecated for some time. If the program did not compile with sane line endings, try rewriting the program in monospace, as support for legacy handwriting styles may have been dropped from non-LTS compiler releases.

Why use Netflix, a proprietary & centralized service, when there are distributed FOSS alternatives?

Chaotic evil & chaoticer eviler?

I’d recommend attempting to scam ten thousand euros or pounds instead. Likely more stable, given the current situation.