Nothing because no one will be there to experience it. It’s kinda like the tree falling in the forest with no one around to witness it. Fade to black, this hermit bag of meat is gone.

I feel like the shame runs so deep that we won’t even talk about him anymore. Tbf, he was especially cringe.

A real human bean

Is that green to you?

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

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- Baberham Lincoln, 37 AD

Credit your quotes, DogPeePoo

This version gives me Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with the OG illustrations that were deemed “too scary” for children

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I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

I feel like a matchmaker of memes