Bear in mind it can depend what country someone is from.

Traditionally, a Briton saying “I’m kind of okay at this” might mean they’re one of the best in the world (mustn’t blow one’s own trumpet).

A Briton who says “I’m great at this” (or anything beyond “pretty good”) is likely an arrogant charlatan.

In contrast, an American might say “I’m good at this” to mean “I am better than average”.

I’d imagine other countries have their own tendencies for under/overstatement.

That “Mar-a-Lago” sounds strangely familiar. I wonder where I’ve heard that before?

My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

I think others have pretty much covered her social and economic destruction of the UK, so I’ll add “Section 28”.

Section 28 - Wiki link

To “protect our children”, she introduced the policies to ban any books/songs/art/plays etc from schools which mentioned or suggested homosexuality in any way neutral or positive - obviously this led to an increase in the already fairly popular “gay bashing”.

Thankfully nothing like that would happen anywhere now, outside of the few countries Vladimir Putin runs.

I’m assuming you’ve already tried Scribus? scribus.net

If not, worth a pop (again?). You can export an existing indesign project as an idml file, and import that into Scribus and see what’s broken :)

How well it’ll work is a little dependent on how complicated your projects are, or how embedded you are in Indesign or the wider Adobe ecosystem. In truth, I don’t know the full extent of Indesign’s abilities - but you can absolutely use Scribus to produce professional large scale graphics and short run publications etc for print though - though that’s obviously a little dependent on what format/spec your printer wants off you.

If you’re just using it for single page posters/graphics etc, Inkscape covers a lot of the same ground too.

“That’s a challenging wank”

Sean Lock on “8 out of 10 Cats” (skip to 3 minutes in)

Surely the child has a toy bear or glove puppet that outranks Trump in the chain of command?

Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.

That sounds amazing. I’d love to see a photo. I’d planned a similar project with an old radio, but it’s one of those things that’s been on my “I’ll get round to it eventually” list for 5 years :)

I guess it’s very much a matter of taste.

Ten years or so earlier, you could still get a TV where the sides of the case were made of wood. Wood, metal and black plastic throughout. Physical buttons that went ‘clunk’, a physical slider to adjust the volume, a metal dial for tuning.

To me, that was peak design.

I tend to use the traditional British methods of sighing, whingeing and moaning.

Moaning about the weather can be done communally at bus stops, to increase comradeship.

I believe it’s an artist’s rendering of close-up of a cartoon rabbit’s bumhole.

This is good, solid, scientific advice - however, you no longer have to destroy it - I can sell you these small magnets to wrap round the cables, which will attract and then trap any escaped nanobots. They will get clogged up quite quickly though, so you need to replace them every month - but don’t worry, we’ve got an easy and convenient subscription for them. Normal magnets won’t work, by the way - you need the special ones we make.

No, they hide all the ai inside the actual key itself.

If you prise up the edge of the key and look under it, you’ll see all the ai nanobots hidden under there.

AI nanobots look a bit like crumbs, fluff and dust - so if you can see any of those under your AI key, you know the AI is still there.

/s

“TURBO”

I use the “control nipple” occasionally, but I use the physical mouse buttons every day always.

Even though they’re slightly oddly positioned to use with the touchpad, they’re a million times better than not having any buttons at all.

The invention of Racism is often credited to Scottish inventor Alexander Graham Racism - though it’s generally now considered that German inventor Johann Philipp Reisism had a practical example of Racism fifteen years earlier.

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.

From the mid to late 1990s, definitely. Not so convinced after that.

Too late, I’ve already dipped me Hob-Nob in me mug o’ Bisto.