Medicine? Try poverty

I’m too lazy to keep things organized, does that get me out of autism?

Have a nap, then fire ze missiles hand out ze baguettes!

I guess I missed whatever the bottle flipping thing was?

Porkchop sandwiches!

Don’t think I’ve ever been Type 1 thankfully but have done all the rest

“So Steve, what did you think of my poetry?”

“Oh, ehrm, well Dr. Weird, it was uh…”

“Haha, you fool, it was bad on purpose, and I’ll waste so many people’s time with it at the open mic next week. mwawhaha”

Not that OP is gonna read comments on their spam, but in what fucking world do you think anyone’s actually gonna read that? Not even worth the miniscule effort to make this shit.

Forbidden mega-nuggie

🎶 Daddy would you like some sausage 🎶

🎶 Daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges 🎶

I will not doshng myd blocker

I think you grossly overestimate my competence. Some people can do what you say, some people just work til they die and have a hard, shitty life.

Achieve it? That sounds like work. That’s the opposite of easy.

I’d love the easiest possible life

I bet you could get a really neat vest to match that sofa

Or it’s a proper use of title case

Do they make VPN gift cards?