Why can’t things get better for once?

Dell did it years ago, not sure if they stopped or what.

I feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with technology.

Yup, but around the time they came out with Google Desktop I started to wonder what the future held.

Chicken prices are going to skyrocket because the people who work the farms are all from central and south America. They’re already pulling their kids from school and are laying low. If ICE really starts cracking down Chick-fil-A is fucked.

And that gum you like is going to come back into style .

The internet was actually for porn

https://youtu.be/b_zAlVv73HI?si=KLrgCBCFC5LPhZlq

Niche subreddits need to start archiving posts and wikis immediatly.

I think they mean the standards were lower in Victorian times.

“Finished” is a relative concept that dependa on an individuals needs and wants. I don’t care about HDR. I’ve been able to play every game I want virtually without a hassle for more than a decade. Wayland is nice but ultimately I don’t care.

Linux has been finished for me since some time between 2011-2014.

Just getting audio period was a pain in the ass for me in the early to mid 2000’s

Y’all really don’t like to have fun huh?

My favorite is the one where the budweiser clydesdales play football and a play is under review. The refs are zebras. A dude says to another dude “that refs is a jack ass”, and the other dude says “I believe that’s a zebra.”

Edit: this one https://youtu.be/NsWKvtButwo

What, no cigarettes?

You bitches wouldn’t listen!

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Less than a week in and I want to scream. Not sure how I’ll make it.

Before enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.

After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water.

My god I need to emulate this. I’m doing it all wrong.

Probably people who were raised by military parents. My instinct is to join early as fuck, like 10 minutes. I blame my father forcing me to show up early for everything.