My wife’s 90 year old grandma was able to pick up Mint with absolutely no issue. Just put the shit she needed on the desktop and that was that.

The fact that ‘influencer’ is a legitimate job title is proof that humanity is doomed.

No

He wasn’t aiming at Trump. It was all for that photo OP

Right, but that’s just your experience as an agent. I was the one managing all of the campaigns for a global call center in the dialing platform, building the IVRs, etc, so I got to become familiar with many dozens of campaigns. Even ones that were supposed to just be customer service usually had something they were supposed to push.

Like was said, only customer service doesn’t generate revenue, so companies often try to recoup that cost.

Having spent the first 8 years of my career in a call center, it’s fairly common.

Nah, call centers do generate income because they force their support agents to try to up sell you on other products and services.

It’s sad that you could be talking about one of two people

They also have amazing food

I always chuckle because “only a sith deals in absolutes” is an absolute.

I mean, I’d let him show me his penis for $250k.

If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card

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Something tells me that there are more people/New Yorker interactions than people/shark interactions.

Yeah, people are fantastically stupid

What about a dryer?

At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.

(we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)

Nah, my persistent depressive disorder, means I rarely leave the house.

Maybe me off label combining DXM with wellbutrin will help in 2 years, though.

My phone will not let me type ‘was’ without trying to autocorrect it to SAS. I’ve told it not to suggest SAS multiple times, but no luck. Swiping always works, though, so it’s only when I press each key.

It won’t happen until there’s a critical mass of starving people.

Things are going to get much worse before it happens.