Look, 3am is the only time I get to work on my garden.

The only reason I keep my FB account active is so my mum can send me things she finds funny online, she’s not the greatest with technology stuff so getting her on something else wouldn’t work unfortunately, but for as long as she’s still here and sending me things, I’ll keep it open.

I’d like to be shocked by this, but I’m not.

It’s German John Cena.

Thankfully I haven’t received one of the gore ones I’ve seen people talking about, but yeah I’ll stop participating in the meme, it’s not as a fun anymore.

I wouldn’t trust those AI checkers fully, as soon as you get jpeg artifacts it will think it’s real, I tested it the other week on an AI picture I made, the only AI detector that has worked 100%, even on potato quality, is https://illuminarty.ai/

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Came here to say that, man satellite is a banger of an album. I don’t go out of my way to listen to them anymore, but when they pop up I’m not gonna skip it and the volume may get turned up a few notches.

Nah, most of us get jolted awake by our alarms.

Then stare at our alarms like the limmy meme.

Don’t, it sucks.

Yeah you’re fully rested, you feel full of energy and that angry voice screaming at you is gone, but you lose those superpowers you gain from getting barely any sleep, I was lazier today at work than I’ve been in a long time, I’m usually a psychopath roaming around angrily getting everything done, I spent half my day finding people to talk to.

You should be thrown into meme jail for this atrocity!

Dude, you get your weed delivered to your house from a legitimate pharmacy and you can legally smoke it, everything else doesn’t matter, Ohh yeah and that dickhead dad of ours gets kicked out, we never see him again and we get to be fucking awesome, oh and finally, you’re 2 years away from owning the greatest dog you’ve ever met who becomes your legitimate best friend, she lives 15 years and they were amazing years with her.

I don’t know how, but I’ve gotten a proper 8 hours of sleep each night this week, I’m not used to existing with a proper sleep cycle. I’ve woken up before my alarm every morning, I hate it.

Tinder explained with a picture.

We’ve done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

The first ones free.

Nope it’s a genuine dumbass original.

Whoever this lady is, she seems pretty fucking rad.