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The Secretary of Defense coordinated military operations on Signal, accidentally included a reporter to the group chat (who later spilled the tea on the whole thing), and in that chat claimed they were “clean” on their opsec.

That’s what republicans do. They’re dumber than a bag of wet bags.

That’s not exactly a bad thing…

Because CEOs.

“Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

lol it’s cadbury

True, but it’s good to have options.

AA = Alcoholics Anonymous

NA = Narcotics Anonymous

Both are treatment programs for their respective addictions.

“The way I do things is how everyone should do things, because what works for me will unquestionably work for everyone else.” – You

“I’m the one who’s correct, everyone else here is wrong.” – You

I have tremendous respect for the heroic citizens of Penistone.

Never thought of super/subscripting an emoji^😎_👽

Edit: 🤔 what happens if I try to subscript a superscripted emoji?

Edit²: _wheeeee