I will share anything except Nicole.

Nicole is my wife.

I’m sorry to hear about your bastard ex husband. The only thing that’s really helped my anxiety is drugs. I’m guessing you’ve tried that though. Square breathing never really worked for me. Hope things are better now.

Is this a parody of Nicole?

I thought this was about dicks.

There’s this lie I keep telling myself that everything will be okay.

What’s wrong with LMG?

Damn we were eating good with Susan, comparitivly speaking anyway.

Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.

You probably will.

Sorry, what do you mean?

I think these get sent out in waves. Welcome to Lemmy by the way.

Definitly a badly edited-in bong

Same account created an hour ago?

As do I

Weeds aren’t really a thing. A weed is just a plant we don’t like.

Judging by the down votes I’d say It was.

Your mom

Aren’t shitposts supposed to be funny or something?

Not using the Breeze theme even when it is applied for GTK apps. The cursor being way too big on libadwaita apps. Supposedly that last one will be fixed very soon.