I don’t want to get to work.

That too.

Veggies supposedly make cum taste better.

This is Sesame Street slander.

Hey! Who’s out there bullying my boy Elmo?!

One boss does not necessarily control the company himself. Reddit could be rotten to the bone for all we know, Spez has just been the face to hate. Things will likely not be better if he’d step down.

Why is it fuck Spex and not Fuck Reddit?

If I were protesting a store, I’d stop buying their wares.

You’re describing Louis Leterriers The Incredible Hulk, not Ang Lee’s Hulk.

Starting a relationship with Hitlers mom will eventually end in heartbreak when she dies from breast cancer after several painful experimental treatments. I’d rather kill a baby.

Hitler is likely the surname of Hitlers father, so he wouldn’t be called that.