Was hoping I’d see this comment.

Yeah I generally avoid that word, but this is nearly textbook.

This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.

Bake at 400° for 15 minutes.

and then YOU SAW in the trash a RECIPT for a toilet with a JOKE hole that’s JUST for farts

Too dangerous.

For Apple people, there’s a setting in Mac OS to make the cursor giant if you shake it.

Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass

Pareidolia

This is a high-quality comment, dingus.

$49

Did the AI create Mario Junk™️ that had to be blurred out?

Best case scenario. Often I’m transferred along like a hot potato and the next sad sap can’t help, or I get eternal hold music then disconnected.

Health insurance and healthcare bureaucracy is hell.

Is this lawn?

That’s great news because I’m colorblind and am so fucking lost.

Jokes for the folks

2006 baby

You block origin

Hold up, it’s not a big truck?

lobbyist money, insider trading opportunities, golden parachute cable news contract