How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

Source: am doctor

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

The Leftovers. Still think of some scenes all the time.

A confident gait.

It never occurred to me to feel repressed because I can’t walk around with a meat cleaver, but now it’s on my mind.

Strictly Ballroom, Baz’ first film

First computer only had a teletype, no screen. Oh and paper tape memory.

And the beans?

That’s Bobbit (the dick remover)

I changed your diapers for so many years, so you have to put up with my Dad Jokes

Unless you are a baker, then it’s “Pastry first”

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, ie antidepressants like Prozac

https://youtu.be/vF-vrL0htbE?si=nI9aq9Ol_HWbgyIa

I don’t understand what any of these foods are.

1. Granola and carrots (for the fiber)
2. Leftover.spicy lentils
3. Ravioli

Video games and anime probably don’t contribute to being lean and in shape