Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

I understood that reference.

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

“This leash demeans us both”

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

What country does this car come from?

The country it comes from no longer exists!

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

Yikes.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mark.

Oh sorry, you must have just woken from a coma you entered in 1995.

A direct “donation” to Trump would instantly fix this.