The whole hanging out idea is such a mystery… why is it called that when they are neither hanging themselves or actually outside

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Trained on 99% reposts

Gordon Ramsay isn’t the best chef on the world, still he has the most restaurants by a big margin

A ton of people would say Tswift is their ultimate fantasy fuck even though she isn’t the hottest girl on the planet (she still could be a model probably, being slim and tall)

Being famous always has a certain pull to it and if you do it right you can leverage being famous to become even more famous

Worlds top athletes are overpaid (at least in team sports) would you rather have the #1 player or a team full of top 100 players… Well the #1 player sells a ton of merch, but almost always the team with more depth is winning games (if the budget is equal)

This has been a thing for a long time

Clippy was an assistant, Cortana was an intelligent assistant and Copilot is AI

None of these are accurate, it’s always like a generation behind

Clippy just was, Cortana was an assistant, And copilot is an intelligent assistant

The next one they make could actually be AI

“I think I selected traffic lights, therefore I am” Descarte

We live in stimulation

It’s not a 1st amendment argument

I’m making fun of Elon “free speech absolutist” Musk

I didn’t know free speech could cost a $1

“But he is all about free speech”

lol now that statement is wrong two ways

Wait, but isn’t that what CEOs do?

In order to make you walk around the store more giving you more opportunities to buy stuff you didn’t intend to buy

Also universal healthcare can afford specialized equipment because the amount of people they would service is higher than the profit driven hospital

Rather than the current system of specialized equipment still having to make profit so treatment costs increase

IMO it is the right way to do it (I know it isn’t in the US) You already do it for measurement symbols so why is it before when money is involved

Now he owns half of Grievous’s collection

Grievous you fool!

You can get a shorter TLDR by scimming it But having to load some bloated article with pop ups and autoplay videos is worse So I would rather have a long TLDR than it being too short

People really want TLDR bot to effectively give clickbait titles with no context

L - Life

I - Is

F - Fundamentally

E - Edibles

It’s not cursed in the sense many would think

She is often cursed at because she is fucking fine (pun intended)

Someone said “fucking hell” and an artist took it literally

Easier to keep a pokerface during a chess match