They’re minerals Marie!

The room. By all accounts is a terrible movie.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I salute you for suffering this movie 78 days in a row.

This. Always use your own domain.

A hamster with dreams of becoming a concert pianist is definitely going to be a hit Disney movie.

Gottem

When you have a funeral at 3 but gotta be at a kid’s birthday party at 4.

Network solutions as always will learn nothing and do nothing differently.

A perfect score!

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

Creo que puedes cambiar eso en la configuración de idioma.

14/f/cali

That food looks way too edible to be Denny’s

Side note, for me, steamed kale is doing wonders.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!