Very similar to those who refer to women as “uterus-havers”. Pretty much the same.

Also, no caffeine for breakfast. It causes the afternoon crash to come extra hard. To mitigate it even more, have your lunch extra light (small portion, easy to digest)

It’s Bon Jovi, is it not?

That’s… not a duck?

What’s that greyed-out US flag - does it stand for anything specific?

That’s also very interesting in light of the US superficially appearing to be strongly federal in nature (with the individual states enjoying a great deal of autonomy) - a structure which would historically be known to develop in a bottom-up manner, where preexisting smaller entities would federate to form a larger state. This history is telling very different story, where those entities were not actually preexisting, but invented by the central authority 😂

Anyone care to explain to European noob what this means?

That’s not POV, unless you are your mom

Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

Uggh. That’s dark

Who is the verified Wendy’s, and who allowed them to speak?

This should be a TheOnion article 🤣

A phone won’t vibrate strongly enough for you? You could adjust the intensity of those you know

Why three tries in the top panel? It normally takes me 4, bcs I also try it sideways - but you got it right the first time, noi?

And then you always get that one girl saying: “Yeah whatever let them look at my nudies, I dont’ care”…

Yeah, XMPP is great and all, but the client side is a big old mess, everything is full of friction and missing support for feature xyz. Have you tried using XMPP on iOS?

Sure, but now you show me all the clients that supported OTR back then 😜 - or now, for that matter. Besides, OTR doesn’t work in multi user chats. OMEMO does, and support for it is still not exactly widespread…

How many contacts do you have in Threema though?

You mean text editing after sending? I would definitely not consider that a “basic” feature - we are talking about E2EE here, editing a message that you already encrypted locally and then sent on its way is by no means trivial - especially with the kind of E2EE that we have nowadays.

That was the time when all the apps were standard XMPP. It didn’t have proper encryption back then. WhatsApp is still XMPP nowadays, but excluding federation and non-standard implementation on Meta servers and so on