That depends – which job am I applying for, and how many questions are you going to ask about what’s on my resume?

EDIT: I suppose if I’m going to bother posting, I should also actually answer the question. I use mainly Python and C, though I’ve learned and used several others to a greater or lesser degree over the years. Also, I quite like sed if we’re doing scripting languages.

Don’t know how to get you something without ads, but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxb_SW4Cfg

(Kanye West, Gold Digger)

One of my faves (didn’t come up with this one, though I can’t find it right now):

Though my troubles number nine and ninety
A trollop is not among them.