You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?

Well, you got any jelly donuts?

Massive X data leak affects over 200 million bots.

Sorry, we need two electrons with identical spin and orbitals. Better check the place across town.

Ah yes, the old “send the new guy out to buy an isotropic antenna and an electron trap” on their first day

‘Aurenkin’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Everyone in this thread should support an inheritance tax

It is not a “death tax” it’s a tax on unearned, undeserved income

Electric cars don’t need a transmission at all

The time between the last living stegosaurus and the last living tyrannosaurus is greater that the time between the last tyrannosaurus and today.

WSL2

I just need to run this script and I need it fast

Isn’t this the whole idea behind flatpak but everyone seems to hate it

Andy B, - good first name for a tester

I assume just normal credit card payments online? PayPal started because people were scared to use their card online, but now you get all the same buyer protections and insurance.

Yes

Did you just assume my species?

“cool”

The slap was because you were blaming the person who actually contributed more to the driver.

The correct response is: Wow! The delivery fee was only 3.49! How do they expect someone to work for such a pathetic wage!

NO! I don’t think you understood at all!

Someone else hired a person and paid them 3.49 to drive hot food around.

Then a customer, who also paid the first person paid the driver more than their employer did.

If I could slap you over the internet right now I would.

This. https://youtu.be/3KXF423TEwY?si=n8ExMrJJRQQHLjIP

This is the early internet - a self hosted, bunch of regular people just doing stuff for stuff’s sake.

Also https://www.cockeyed.com - decentralized, zero budget fun.

In some ways, the low-medium technical barrier was perfect. If you could do some basic html or PHP, you were a creator.

I think that’s the gimmick - it’s like a spot the difference once you’ve done the puzzle and are still in Minnesota with nothing else to do.