Well you could code vi in it.

Sure, because shit lining the underside doesn’t come from people sitting down, and noone ever gets the seat sitting down. It is a toilet, there’s a reason someone is supposed to clean them several times a day in a public setting.

No idea. I suppose you could estimate with a water hose outlet of similar diameter, put a psi gauge on it, and adjust pressure until the stream travels an appropriate distance, but who cares.

Not if you leave the seat down.

So, like, peeing into a toilet with the seat down, 100% keeps those tiny little splashes from hitting the tops my bare feet at home. So, when I pee in public toilets, I keep the seat down, to keep the urine off my shoes. I do wipe the seat if I miss, and I also spray if there is disinfectant. But I hear the smart girls squat atop the seat anyway.

Really, places where you don’t have a urinal are sub optimal.

Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

x marks the spot

this actually works

this just brings them on par with local LEOs. these cabinets have charging ports and run brute force attacks on pins and passcodes, at least the simplest and cheapest options do.

alias downloads=“cd ~/Downloads”

edit: but if you want to get freaky in bash, alias downloads=“pushd ~/Downloads”

probably works in some other shells too

not a single wall calendar up in my house.

no, but I have pissed through some screens.

No, we don’t need this at all. businesses need to be fined out of existence for using the ssn, and lenders should do due diligence without some imaginary score.

I don’t. Guy at the office has one with an “unborn fetus” on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

field on one side, field on the other. if I am on the interstate, the surface gets really shitty on our side because brownback and the republicans in topeka drained the highway fund to give the koch bros and fat corpo-farmers a tax break.

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn’t see the joke.

because popping corn in the bacon grease is the tastiest thing ever.

nice. i’ve met a guy with stitches they gave themself more than once. probably not that uncommon in the us. My red bag has scalpels and sutures anyway. god forbid, but shit happens.

i’ve programmed in edlin. so there.