Stella clearly wasn’t a good wife. She probably asked Andy to do it.

o i

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ I will wait for you ♪

♪ For a thousand summers ♪

♪ I will wait for you ♪

♪ Till you’re back beside me ♪

♪ Till I’m holding you ♪

♪ Till I hear you sigh ♪

♪ Here in my arms… ♪

I had setup some Lemmy accounts a while back but was procrastinating on settling into them.  Received a 2-week ban for a Rule 1 violation because suggesting that users own their hardware is apparently violent.  Took the opportunity to finally finish setting up in the Fediverse and haven’t opened Reddit since.

Everyone knows that it’s dangerous minorities that make you fat!

Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.

Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!

My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.

sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee

To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.

an homage to a another time?

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s the truth.

Brits don’t go into debt or have their finances ruined after receiving care though.

Private healthcare is how. It’s a system the prioritizes profits for investors over care for patients. It influences every recomendation. It’s why doctors prescribe what’s advertised in their offices. Never forget that a doctor is a business and what’s best for you isn’t what’s best for their bottom line. You go to them in vulnerable state and they seize that opportunity.

Not now, Boy! Daddy’s got a hot machine!

Google, protecting you from privacy

How could she miss it? That’s a pretty nice caulk.

I don’t like to talk about my flair.

Corporate Accounts Payable Nina speaking, JUST a moMENT!

It always reminded me of the X11 logo