For now, these pics of tits and boobys will have to do

Always hilarious to me how the fastest way to gain trust is to be transparent. It’s almost like those two are linked somehow.

Liftoff gang represent!

I don’t need an app to tell me what’s a tit and what’s a booby

Not sure why, but this is what TV Time looks like for me. It’s the same now as when I tried two weeks ago.

I dunno man, doing both at once is amazing

The show feels like its fucking with me. I don’t understand a lot of the references, but those times are like watching a crackhead dance for loose change.

The alien-cat will always be my favorite moment

When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”

Could just put “logical fallacies” in there and call it a day. “Cognitive biases” too.

People making giant colour stripes for flags are so fucking lame…

Yep, and someone got video proving it was one mod placing pixels without delay.

But that would require us to use Reddit, which I think may be their plan all along.

Don’t be surprised when the Lemmy pixels are suddenly overwritten by spez.

“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way.”

• Michael Scott

Goats are goated though.

They are our protection against the holy army who are coming to rapture (kidnap) us.

Hail the goat.

Please don’t let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

“Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?”

“What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?”

“How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?”

It was bullshit.

Awkwardtheturtle makes my blood boil. Though I suspect this is deliberate, which makes me angrier.

The fact that reddit admins never did a thing was disgusting.

Take this award friend:

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I already live in a house I don’t own.

The real question is, would I prefer not to pay far out the ass to live here?

What are the downsides to living in affordable government accommodation, as opposed to paying for the house over thirty years, and giving the bank a small fortune in interest?

“UBI and stripping 1% isn’t communism”

Sorry, I forgot that redistributing the wealth from the 1% and providing everyone with equal opportunity is not the entire premise of communism. You’re right, my bad.

“I don’t see how that could ever go over well”

Yes… That’s the idea…

Political theory points towards communism being the best and most likely outcome.

Things like UBI are going to be necessary soon due to AI.

Now strip the 1% of their wealth. What does that sound like?

Capitalism is just another step in the long line of governance systems throughout history.

Before now, feudalism, imperialism and monarchism were important steps to building towards the world we live in today.

Capitalism should not be the goal, it has many flaws and is not sustainable. Like it or not, communism is inevitable.