Ocean “currents”? I ain’t never seen no goddamn “currents” in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin’ these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin’ trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!

I swear, last time I saw it (yesterday) it hat 10x the resolution

I knew both, but just learned what FOSS stands for from this comment section

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

Both are nasty! One tastes like gooey mud that someone else had already eaten once before and the other gives you stomach aches and makes you shit uncontrollably.

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Peak “I’m 40 and this is funny” vibes

My best guess would be Hieronymus Bosch

“The schlong choses the wizard”

Well there go my holiday plans…

Wrong, mine moves all the time

You’ve got it all wrong! It was actually an incredibly genius move, as the writers knew that after 7 seasons of twists, turns and surprises, the audience wouldn’t really be phased by any characters death anymore. We’d become so accustomed to sudden character deaths that watching GoT became the literal incarnation of “expect the unexpected” and you can’t shock people who are just waiting for it to happen. So what did the showrunners do? They did the only thing nobody expected, assassinated the only target they knew would still get a reaction out of people after all this time - they killed off the show itself.

My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree…

Well, since those former colonies can’t quite work it out on their own, maybe they should just be brought back into their respective empires again? 🤔

lol, I literally read the title in his “old woman voice” 😂

Everything’s a joke, but nothing is. Everything’s ironic, but also everything’s serious. Jokes are meant to make light of situations, but you can’t make them about serious stuff. It’s Schrödinger’s comedy, a true definition of Metarcasm: Everything real is satire and every satire is genuine.

🇺🇸 : So they can autonomously democratize some of the oil trapped in the Middle East and then bring it back home, too? 🇺🇸

Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

Yamaha: Of course!

Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

Can’t speak for Guitars and Violins, but their drum hardware is top notch amazing stuff

actual indviduality

I can’t even remember how many different shells i had for my Nokia 3310, but damn was it fun to change those around based on the mood of the day!