Former heavyweight boxer checking in.

DON’T FUCKING TRY THIS!!!

I got held up at gunpoint once, you know what I did? Put up my hands up and let them run my pockets. I just got home and left my cell in my car, they got a few dollars out my wallet. But the cards were cancelled before their taillights were gone.

Didn’t be a badass. You ain’t the chosen one. No matter how big and bad you think you might be, even a small .22lr gun will kill you.

What’s funny is I had a decent knock off ulysse nardin maxi marine they didn’t touch. Even though it was a knock off, it was worth at least ten times the ~$20 I had in my wallet.

You know… It you don’t want those stockings or ears 👉👈

Tactical exploding sandwiches need to be weaponized.

You see…a few years ago anyone with two pennies to rub together but not as many braincells went fucking bananas for these ai images of cartoon monkeys. Some people got really possessive and started claiming that they owned the usage rights and were threatening people taking screenshots with legal action.

I had to Google a tech problem recently. The Internet is officially dead. I should just start a gambling website and at least be comfortable in my remaining years.

Fucking monsters opening bookstores and shit!

'98 myself. But I got a vivid memory of being at my aunt’s when her computer guy was there and he hated windows describing it as for the lazy. I was really young att but remember playing some kinda dig dug type game that had cartoonish CPUs as the collection goal. I also remember figuring out how to launch it on a dos system.

Had to ssh into an orange pi I set up with emulation station to transfer some roms. Dude who I thought was tech literate was in awe and even described it as “hacking” a few days later recounting it with another friend.

Also was the hbic at a Dave and Buster’s, had to update the six person halo game, which runs on Linux, people started gathering around with their oooo’s and awe’s, with one kid saying it was like the movies. People by and large are pretty fucking stupid.

Ibm had fallen off a cliff. I remember having one that had a dock for it’s cd reader and such. Things was God damned bullet proof! I got an IdeaPad recently and aside from the metal shell, it’s pretty much garbage. Like I don’t really know what they’re doing with their bios, but I just installed an m.2 drive with a Linux install and it takes almost the exact same time to boot as it did from the fucking platter hdd!

Shit was making my eye twitch.

True

Weight will help with efficiency. If you got to tow around less weight, you can go for longer.

Bro got that galaxy brain. Average is about 1.4 kgs, or roughly .5% of a giraffe for you standard pedants.

Israel. They are talking about Israel. Although the UK is kinda following suit as well, the US is funding Israel’s current bullshit.

Are you real? Like this reeks of Subway from Community.

Revanced and smart tube next

I will fight to my dieing breathe to help people deny alphabet any penny of ad revenue.

New Zealand

Edit; although there’s a strong case that has been made for Canada recently, proximity to my own powder keg of a country scares.

I really don’t understand why regimes do this. Like everyone with two brain cells to rub together know the person recanting is not being truthful. But then again almost two thirds of my country at least tacitly supported an open fucking idiot with “concepts of a plan”.

I love that song :(

Video was pretty dope to boot.

Edit: I don’t care who this upsets. Metro retro will always be dope to me!

I don’t want to be truly immortal, but if I could be like I am now for a few hundred years that would be pretty cool.