lmao gottem

“fuck me in the ass, that’s mildly inconvenient”

Is it the same specific five people for every child in the world? They must be super busy :/

Actually yes (in my opinion).

There’s two options. People have a choice in what they do and can change how they behave - in which case we, as a society, should help them to change and be their best selves. This process would take place somewhere where they could no longer harm anyone, a “locked rehabilitation centre” or whatever. Basically prison but without the hangups on what many prisons are like right now.

Option two, people don’t have a choice in what they do and can’t change - in which case, how can we blame them? Keep them out of harm’s way and let them live the best life they can without being a danger to anyone.

So, theoretically, anybody is eligible for redemption in my mind. Either because they can change and grow, or because they have literally no choice in their antisocial behaviour. In reality, the sort of people we’re talking about? I don’t know what they would have to do to prove to me that they have actually changed and want to atone for what they’ve done. Is it even possible to make up for the crimes of politicians and billionaires who will do anything to keep their money and power? Still, I don’t think that killing anyone is the correct answer in my ideal world

If I stop buying from Nestlé then the slaves wouldn’t have a job any more. Duh.

Just kidding, fuck Nestlé. I’ve been boycotting for a couple of years although I do miss some of their cereals…

There’s actually one woman in the prequals but she only exists as a sexy forbidden wife of the main character, Mr. Macho Skywalker, and she dies as soon as he breaks up with her so it’s all good.

Oligarchs hate this one weird trick

Haha thanks

Driving a car becomes a lot more difficult. Also, all cars would be mid- or rear-engined so that you could put a windscreen far lower to the floor and still see from your shitty chair.

More laptops or standing desks for computers.

The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

Go for it. The problem with bestiality is informed consent, IMO. If you can hold a full conversation with an animal where it shows its understanding of the situation and consents and you won’t damage each other, who cares what you do?

Whort

Different programming languages for frontend and backend

I accidentally stayed up until 4am playing Factorio a few days ago. It sounds like a bad thing, but it’s good actually! I’ve been so stressed lately that I haven’t been able to get into my hobbies so I took this as a good sign that maybe I’m starting to recover

Wow, that’s very cool. I’m envious. You might want to keep the decks intact - whenever I make a deck it’s an expression of my personality and creativity so I’d hate for someone to take apart all of my decks if they inherited my collection

You can’t just use the same words and call it a rhyme… peanut

Wait, different circumstances have different laws? Tell me more!

Would a traffic warden tell a surgeon how to operate? Would a traffic warden tell a footballer how to kick? The how come a traffic warden can tell me where I can park my car?

Imagine letting an email find you. Best tactic is to clear it from your notifications because you’ll deal with it later, accidentally forget about it for three weeks, and then it’s too late for whatever the email was about

That’s a very cool perspective, thank you for sharing it

Thank you bees