I think they’ve been emojis for over 100 years

Start charging money to get in

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

It is one better

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

I think I’d like to have the full alphabet instead.

Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

1. My car doesn’t have a cigarette lighter
2. My fridge has food in it
3. There is/isn’t a guy named Ivan at work

Hannah Montana Linux or Biebian

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

He will forever be coming for bad boys with unknown motives and wants in my book.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Don’t go starting a diction waving contest

Better work on those reading and righting skills first

Using AI for anything more than diagnosing cancer or scrubbing toilets is unethical

It took longer than I would care to admit to realize that isn’t Michael Richards.