Wooooord up

I’m freestylin’

So was my sister’s grandma

So that’s what “giving head” means

Sounds like a term created by those people who get weirdly upset at Americans being called Americans because “America is 2 continents so technically everyone from North and South America is American”

GICEstapo

Capitalist media will say the USSR collapsed because of internal strife, but in reality they decided to break up after 69 years because it was too funny an opportunity to pass up

Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.

Biggest threat to humanity

That’s actually a good point and I hadn’t thought of that before. A bajillion streaming services would be fine if they all had the same content.

Music streaming services seems more like true competition. For the most part, they all have the same music.

This is a bit like the Playstation slogan “play has no limits”. No limits except for, well, everything

Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum

Replace the drink with a pint of Guinness, and change the McDonald’s to a pub, and you’ve got Dublin.

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you’re sleeping on your side

CUNT! FUCK!

I hate self censorship

Who does this post upset more? Straight men or gay men?

Are you sure we can’t just defeat them with our words? Maybe we will get more people on our side by putting forth strong arguments 🤡

lel get fucked El卐n

Time to start calling it Pelastine

Fingered by the law

I would like to visit the USA. There’s still a lot of good people there and I’m sure lots of things to do & enjoy. Preferably at a time when that orange bastard isn’t around trying to burn everything to the ground.