Joy to the world!

It only makes sense when you realize he doesn’t understand the meaning of seeking asylum. 🤦

I accidentally googled “FUTA Keyboard”

I mean, duh?

Ads provide a much needed break so I can check my phone without missing anything.

/s

Fruicking

Whales don’t have scales 😉

I’d eat that

A real man

Robot baristas

Freshly milked pickles 🥒

Cannabis plants and grow lights

Hmm 🤔

That lady looks familiar

Goldene, goldene, goldeeeeene…

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/c0/f5/37c0f5870d83e7221c7d61febc8d66a1.jpg

That first one shows some real potential.

The others are cool but don’t really tell a story.

She’s about to peg him

It’s good to warn people against feeding their dogs chicken bones irl but in my scenario, these are tough mutts that know how to chew the bones properly before swallowing.

Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.