I work at a grocery store. People come get groceries after church and it absolutely FLOODS the store

at my work today someone fell to the ground and needed to be pulled out on a stretcher
Sundays are busy so I just kept working while the paramedics walked right next to me lol

*grumble* dodo…

for context she was very surprised that I was using my alarm (I usually don’t use it)

I have genuinely never had a HDMI or DP cable break on me, guess I’m lucky 🤷‍♀️

I always loved when they scratched their little head with their little feetsies

this is peak shitposting

Allow apps to use any payment processor, not just Google’s 30 percent money-printing machine;

This is a big one. Google taxes 30% off all payments on apps from the play store and now they have to lower it to compete or lose customers.

I know people here are gonna say it’s not enough and while I agree, I still want to celebrate that a positive change has been made at all. Especially at a time where side loading is starting to be cracked down on.

YOU’RE SO RIGHT OH MY GOD

I wanna repair my dad’s 1st gen zune so bad but I don’t think you can just drop on Flacs which is like the 1 thing id use it for

I want a water bear as a pet so bad but the fact that they’re microscopic might be an issue

but what if I want one 🥺

In FL it got cold for like 2 days then went back to being hot. Just enough time to make everyone sick.

I want an ipod 2

I love that stock image lol

once my sister’s (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol

I heard video tutorials are just a product of ‘big tube’.

I’m thinking entirely too hard for a meme about the aerodynamics of a pokemon, but there’s no way that a literal Bulbasaur can beat an actual car, right?

well it IS called !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

ah that makes sense, thanks!