Holy shit.

Life imitates art.

Usually it’s the other way around.

Sweet. Build the ship, cram all the nazi aristocrats in, and bon voyage. Let us know how “re-founding of humanity” goes.

They may not understand it, but they’ve fucked around long enough to get to the find out part of the equation. I just wish those of us that understand this and voted against this shit wouldn’t be affected by it

That would require American politicians to have a spine. Those are in short supply.

Sir…this is a Wendy’s.

It’s all tied to tesla and if that stock tanks it’s game over. Elmo is leveraged to his tits lol.

Google search says it’s cannabis. Maybe you lucked out and get some good smoke outta it?

Speed scrolling, and I thought the thumbnail photo was this:

Damn lol.

Well…

gestures at the world on fire with encroaching fascism all around

Ooo ooo do me next! I have zero idea how I’m doing, but I haven’t been banned anywhere. I think lol

Because of Newt Gingrich. He started the entire “democrats are the enemy” back in the 90s, fox News amped it up to 11 for 30 plus years, a black man had the temerity to win the white house (twice!), and Russia tactics flooded newly formed social media with a vast bot network to drive a massive wedge in-between the two parties via race issues.

Staying silent. All the dipshits openly showing what they have will be snapped up quickly and messily.

Hey me too! Lmao.

That’s been the plan all along. Just needed the big bad Chinese Bot to come along to start nudging the idiots of Xitler and r/conservative to start clamoring for their own Great Firewall to protect their freedom.

How about fuck you assholes. Build better security

Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

Chinese company:

Truly, you have a dizzling intellect.

Microsoft:

AND IM JUST GETTING STARTED! Where was I?

Chinese company:

Stealing data…

That’s just fucking gross. I wouldn’t be allowing his nasty ass anywhere near you or your kid.

Mark’s dad is a fucking scumbag.

I’m pretty sure if I even voiced a smidgen of what this said, my wife would literally make me disappear. What a douche-canoe.