Today you are learning it’s not normal to lock children away with no food or water.

Should I leave a note?

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

Tesla has its own insurance company so double whammy lmao

Make Killing Nazis Great Again

Comfort, looks, quality, price. I like the retro stuff like Asics gel lytes and Saucony grid/shadow, Adidas ultraboost and the weird eqt stuff, and sometimes Nike flynit depending on the model.

Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.

Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

Keep this video away from the SovCits.

Damn. I know you love him but your dad sounds like a dick.

New Year’s Eve 1999 when I was 16, I got into the keg and snuck myself about 10 beers over a 9 hour period. I had a fantastic time and my family still has running gags about my behavior that night lmao. They probably still have pictures stashed somewhere in case they need to blackmail me someday.

They’re a cancer on society.

We must evolve to crab if we want to survive

Welcome to lemmy.

*Sees your posts

Lmao, blocked.