Video games should have taught us this. Food is a healing item.

I don’t know if the blight resistant ones are ready just yet. Last I knew, the results were promising but inconsistent.

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture.

As much as I want to stay away from reddit, the fediverse doesn’t yet have the same breadth of knowledge that reddit does.

I won’t interact, but for some things, I need to visit the cesspool. There’s information I need hiding in there.

Can’t leave if you never joined.

PREGANANANT‽

Nohio

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

My favorite part of this is that there’s people here capitalizing on that by selling “Wyoming Doesn’t Exist” merch.

Almost want to buy a shirt

Hey, it’s not just Utah. The one in Cheyenne has wifi, too. A lot closer for some of us.

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.

We believe this is an imposter.

“Serves 3”

No, serves me