Puma picks manufacturers at random, the manufacturers pick colors and shades according to a precise and rational system

I just looked up all of those terms on Bluesky and found nothing, so I am going to very reasonably conclude that you’re making things up and there’s definitely nothing else going on here

They’re the ones controlling the federal government and its censorship powers, we should all care about that

It’s just deranged hyperpartisanship all the way down

We are normal, it’s the others who are weird

We’re always fighting the last war. Take their input seriously but also understand that the world you live in is different from the one they grew up in. They’re trying to teach you how to stay safe under a dictatorship, they don’t want your life to be ruined because you got mad about a thing once in college.

Their version of Sympathy For The Devil was better, though

No video games? You used too be a real nerd, man, now you’re just another normie!

Including oaths of office? Politicians would be miserable

Well this is awkward

Stop right there, criminal scum

Tough love is the realest love

Hell yeah brother, fuckin’ hardcore

You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

This is a great idea

Well now I hate turtles and I hope the Americans bomb them. Thank you for that.

Why does he look like Cartman?

He’s not a good boy or a big teddy bear, those things are dangerous and we shouldn’t be letting people buy them

Cyclist-years is a unit that has served us well for generations

No, god, please, no