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China May Be Spying On You Through Your Coffee Maker

IDK, maybe the possibility of surveillance by anyone could’ve been avoided by not putting a general-purpose, wifi-enabled computer in everything?

TBF to the Dutch, the regular food they serve you at a restaurant nowadays beats the USA by a mile.

I drink water, water comes out. I drink soda, water comes out. It’s pretty obvious, my body don’t want the water.

Same thing about the (I’m pretty confident it’s fake) stories about people who would escape gulags by using another escapee as food - if you’re willing to kill and eat another person, you probably should be in a gulag!

It’s got “Trump’s mugshot will inspire POC to vote for him b/c they like criminals” energy.

It’s from '06, I think? Apparently Vin Diesel actually turns in a pretty good performance in this, from what I’ve heard.