I really like 4.

Mainly for the reason that it auto rotates the pencil lead every time you lift it off the page; thus preventing flat spotting your handwriting

Thank you for explaining the punch line

You must be fun at parties

He attributes the style choice to his wife and daughter suggesting the jacket.

Gatekeeping it to people that ride is lame and antiquated

Haven’t heard a peep about him and scientology since scary movie clowned on him in like 2006

At least cruise learned to shut the fuck up and stay in his lane

It was nice of kim Jong to Un ban them lmao

It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

-40° and a newborn say otherwise

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Fuck you for this

Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Ever been to Alberta? It’s Texas lite and half the time doesn’t make sense.

We also hate rules (especially if you also say the name Trudeau)

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

‘free water dispenser at your house’

You still get a water bill my dude, cheap isn’t free… Also OP is upset at the loss of convenience, not access.

This. Those machines are nearly impossible to properly sanitize when you’re NOT underpaid and overworked…

Can’t imagine when they are