Jork it

I think I’m being good to my body. Hopefully I turn out like you haha

I like to believe that I won’t go through this when I reach that age

Vegetables 🍆

Oh hello again beautiful person whose cat PFP looks like a dick pic!!! <333

That’s R2D2

I disagree

I disagree.

That definitely is the case with me (say in around 70% of cases?).

I think in my mind, people that are my type = attractive. I want to be attractive. Therefore, my ideal look = the body type I am attracted to. Thankfully, I have almost achieved my ideal “look” or whatever.

So yeah, I do look like people I have sex with usually.

People smh. Who drinks bean juice and throws the beans away? You really are allergic to FIBER, aren’t you???

Real men don’t throw away the healthy coffee beans. We EAT THEM LIKE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO. It cures cancer.

/s

I can’t even think of how someone would have “sex in front of their kids”. Sure, sex when kids are say in the next room, or in the same house seems harmless enough.

I imagine that OP meant a scenario like, “hey kids, don’t come in our room without knocking, because we’re going to have sex” instead of “this is how you give a BJ. Let me demonstrate on ur dad. Watch n learn bitch”. If they meant the latter, then… uhhh yeah that’s fucked up.

No, they meant if having sex when children r around was common in their culture.

Funny meme, but fuck “Sadh Guru”. He’s a Hindutva scammer, so let’s please not promote him here.

I don’t lol

OP asked for non political takes, friend.

The answer is very simple. Our universe is very likely not static. We already know that it is expanding (as of today). The further you look in space, the faster that space is moving from us. This causes more and more redshift of light the further you look away (the wavelength of light becomes longer and longer).

Beyond a certain point, space moves faster than the speed of light. Thus, we get no light.

Haha yeah ofc ofc. It’s just uk… a fantasy…

Basically, I have a crush on this fellow from a comic I really like.

Might happen if you loosen the hair colour or tatoos criteria.

Really? I always figured that throuples were very rare (where all partners love each other equally without there being a “main couple” dynamic). Like… How do you even go around dating for a “throuple”?

Sigh… Another thing I really doubt I’ll ever get- a throuple of myself, a femboy and a tattooed anarchist punk with green hair, who’s just rlly cooooool.

🙄

Enemas suck. They ruin your gut microbiome and are just unnecessary.

Just clean your colon. Dicks aren’t 3 metres in length.

W dad