I’m pretty sure there’s only a White Lotus in Thailand.

Brilliant, but probably NSFW:

As a kid, I obviously thought it was Brain.

I think it was all Pinky just doing it for a laugh with his insane friend.

21. Used the old broken 19" TV as a stand for the new, smaller, sleeker 19" TV.
22. Your first video game console had a rotating paddle for a controller

Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post

The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.

I don’t think you understand how excellent your credit is. Most banks won’t extend different offers for an 830 and a 795. The amount of emotional energy you placed in this score isn’t commiserate with either your actions or your score. It sounds like you’re not using much of your credit and you’re a high earner. You’ll be fine. You’ll be better than fine honestly. You are well positioned to have access to money to get mostly every material need you want with little hassle. You are more well off than the last majority of people in this world. Appreciate that.

Opening and closing a new accounts has literally no effect on your credit score.
The credit agencies pulling your report has a pretty minimal and very short lived.
Your score was an 830. I’ll be surprised if it dips below 800. And that is still exceptional.

Unless you have an immediate need to get a really good interest rate, you should not lose any sleep over this.

#6 is the closest to what got me through dozens of blue books.

I’m pretty unclear about what you’re asking. So I’ll do my best to answer them as I read it.

Humans need salt. As far as I know, there is not chemical reaction in our cooking that transforming the molecules in salt (Na+ and Cl- for table salt).

With that said, I believe OP was answering of when to add salt for flavor maximization.

Since salt doesn’t transform the process of cooking, nutrient absorption is the same. Microwaving doesn’t alter food despite it being radiation. Microwaves heat your food by vibrating the water molecules.

Baskets and wheels.

The Last Dragon and Bloodsports.

It doesn’t matter what he sees. We as society have constructed that meaning. He knows it and is just an asshole. If he wants to change that meaning, he has to convince others to adopt that meaning and not just do what he wants.

This has nothing to do with the death of the author or post modernism, but people who get all twisted about have been saying this for sixty years now. Here’s a thirty year old example of missing the point.

This post is far too spicy for mildlyinfuriating

This only makes sense if they are trying to grow and customers are rational actors at every purchase point. Neither is true in this situation. And it’s obvious because there pizzerias that have delivery fees in the same marketplace as ones with free deliveries.

Except there’s a local market price for that pizza. If your pizza is on par with a pizzeria two minutes away and doesn’t do free delivery, you can’t charge more. You’ll lose all your pickups to them.

Who left this just laying around?

I’m reading this and think, “Oh man… I wish I had shot a cross bow in 4th grade.”

This was a college class.

Ugh. Wait! Do 4th graders go to college… No. No they don’t.

Make sure to use the right type of bees. I once tried to build a computer with spelling bees and it was eeriely prospicient.