You ain’t kidding!

It’s making fun of dynamic languages because rather than letting the compiler prove theorems about statically typed code, they… don’t.

Nah they mount it in such a way that effectively prevents side fumbling. I’m ordering mine tomorrow.

In fairness, “socks” is a pretty lame attempt at a joke answer.

Just the way gran-pappy did it! Hot dang!

It actually has all the serial numbers and stuff you might need if you lose your phone. It’s worth keeping for sure.