As in, it is perpetually 4:20 PM on the moon?

Oh hey, I just spotted another one!

No wonder data breaches are a when and not if…

Sometimes they are really good at hiding it for 40 years, leading to even worse heart break. Surely there was some denial involved, but still…

The brb is the word

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

What haven’t they done forever?

Whatever this was needs to be re-uploaded

This is what happens right before the major money holders abandon ship. There’s no way they don’t know this is business-suicide. I bet they got a big payday from some companies that paid Glassdoor to shoot itself in the face!

I got that for ya!

Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe”

Just sell before X = Y!

That’ll be one million dollars, please.

Wait a second… That’s MY ip!

That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

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Third option: Cancel, Update!

Chipotle is telling you they don’t want your money

Yeah because before then, Americans were still very isolated. The only “bad stuff” going on was across an ocean one way, or an ocean the other way. Suddenly most Americans actually realized they live in a big world that holds more than just America.

The glue around the rim of the cup is too sticky, so it left behind a layer of cottony paper when the label was ripped off

I’m Old Greg!

Both of course