The examples you gave seem more like conversation starters (how are you, the weather) rather than signs that the conversation will be boring. When I think of boring conversation, I think more about people who only talk about themselves or go on long tangents about things you don’t care about

I love democracy

Rejecting my vacation request for stupid reasons and not giving me a raise for over two years. I had been there for 10 years.

The smugness of that comment

I love how bright it is

That’s just the cigarette lighter. All cars used to have them. Kids these days…

If one created explosions, did the other create implosions?

Holy shit this is a work of art 😂

Is this for real? Holy crap that’s amazing

Two birds with one stone

I steal company time, they steal by surplus labour value, we’re even

I don’t get it, can some1 explain?

What did they expect? Lmao

Same. As far as I was concerned reddit was always a phone app for me, so to speak. I never used it on desktop. If the mobile experience is compromised, that’s it for me

This looks like what happens in BotW when you dump a dozen eggs into the cooking pot

Other languages: sophisticated variety America: DUH

That’s why I’ve started keeping my lasagna in my fanny pack.

Cmon now, no need to put lemmy on a pedestal

You know what time it is. That’s right. Malicious compliance time!

Fire ze missiles!