Pretty sure he’s a Mastodon user, too.

Who fears this? I HOPE that this happens (I love waterfowl)

BobbyBroccoli might be my favorite essayist. He’s so dramatic in his delivery and visual aids. I particularly love his Victor Ninov and Superconducting Supercollider exposés.

Why are most of the stories here about dickhead executives

Wait where’s all the furries? I’ve been looking for them

Orcas teeth also don’t look like that. Something’s up with this pic… I don’t think its a real photo 🤔

The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

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I’d tie myself to the tracks tbh gotta end this cycle of suffering somehow 😩

My AI-generated sniffer is going off. (Never mind. Just saw your subtitle.)

They can, I microwaved a fork out of curiosity and it was fine