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“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”

-People doing illegal things

Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.

I’ve always wanted to try linux

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Booger hook: bang switch.

#10: Greed is eternal.

#45: Expand or die.

I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.

Here’s the thing…

Absolutely 100%. It all fits, and all the crazy stuff about lips and eyes removed are easily explained by animals picking at dead bodies.

… But it was totes a bio weapons test conducted by aliens from the future.

Yeah, I don’t go back to places like that, I leave reviews, and I tell anyone who mentions car trouble “don’t go to this place here”

There’s a shop about 35 minutes from me I’ve been at for awhile now, they’ve saved me quite a bit of money over the years and the ONLY time I’ve had an issue with something, THEY contacted ME to ask me to come back in so they could fix a mistake.

I’ve had mechanics tell me my cabin filter is bad on a vehicle that didn’t have one.

I’ve had mechanics show me how gross my spark plugs were in a diesel engine sedan.

I’ve had mechanics tell me I need new tires on a truck I had just replaced the tires on two weeks beforehand, and driven in mud.

I know more about my truck’s issues than the guy who just did an oil change and casually glanced at a couple other things.

All that said, I still appreciate an actual mechanic (not the lube guy who started on Tuesday) telling me what they found wrong. You ever know when you might actually miss something.

But for real, fuck that spark plug guy.

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