I get it’s all memes and fun, but I am so tired of this constant ‘Europe does this better’, ‘USA is supreme for that’.

It’s a certificate showing you’re disabled. Schwer = heavily, behindert = disabled, Ausweis = certificate.

Source: am deutsch, alla.

Oh no, the sugar has melted his brain!

It’s rocket science. But we’ll cross that bridge when we cum on it.

Fr, I am born in 90 and some very good friends of Mine are born in the early 2000s. They are just as chill as my same age friends.

Atomic Boogaloo

What scientific evidence? You’re being extremely unintelligent.

It’s not even remotely impossible. Inconvinient, maybe.

Dude, this is not an exaggeration. I can’t believe how deeply I relate to this shit.

I am not generally pessimistic, but i think it’s just over. We won’t do shit.

Sure, but even more often than that poor people stay poor. You mostly only get richer if you were rich before.

He also forgot the silly, but loveable sidekick best friend of the romantic interest who is irrelevant for the whole movie, but helps to save the day in the end (and sometimes gets it on with the very serious sidekick best friend of the main character).

Source: my wife loves these movies too.

What a douche nozzle. I have to drive two hours each day and fucking despise it. Would love to be able to walk.

This!

The one’s who are crazy, fascist orange people ARE the one’s doing the shooting.

Muh gun.

Es ist, was es ist.

Im örtlichen Gebietsnetzwerk wäre es ein Ass gewesen.

Circles are superior geometric forms. Peak design!

Instructions unclear, thumb stuck in asshole.