ballot proof windshields

Bravo

I think in this case the joke is more about intrusive thoughts

of course they will complain if you can’t make the parts to the specifications.

Why did you even take the order in the first place if you can’t manage to produce them to spec?

Where did they say anything about not being able to make the parts to spec?

No carpenter’s pencil?

Stop trying to make fetch happen

I doubt they mean nano

I had the exact same idea

Not with that attitude

I’d assume the noose is edited in

It being a diesel, it didn’t need to fire sparks though.

That’s cheating :P

Isn’t it mostly bot-generated content?

Are you gonna stop them?

Tagging you as ‘curtain fucker’

Polish cavalrymen riding alongside English royal guards rattling sabers of glorious Chinese steel.

Stationed in the rocky mountains. This is a pretty good prompt for a short story about the balkanization of the former United States

Fair, but good luck guessing my password

It is indeed, whoops

You’re gonna get piled on with requests now.

…on that note, any chance you’d try the Servis Credit Union app?

a communist os

That’s exactly what it is