Well since I don’t want to delete my Instagram account and apparently I can’t only delete Threads, my new account will just stay there forever

Wait don’t write that down

Luckily my dog doesn’t need to drink, actually. He’s so quiet and still all the time, every day!

Allow me to introduce you to Roblox…

You guys don’t drink your own piss?

RPAN or something like that. I don’t know why I would go to Reddit for livestreams. I certainly wouldn’t come to Lemmy for it, either.

I just use 123password for all of my passwords, so I don’t need one.

I prefer landscape videos over vertical videos. I still remember when vertical videos were clowned on so hard that there were songs written about it. Now it’s how everyone consumes their content!

I would eat that

My guess is someone who really, really, really wants you to see the advertisements. With a little bit of content on the side.

Call the Met Gala, I think they’re on to something!

I think this is like how every Wikipedia article links back to philosophy. I think we’ve hit the most meta question

Cut down the middle, 2. So now 4 total. But the real question is, why are you cutting your pants in half??

Okay 15% is not the worst it could be at lol

I’d say 3, not thinking of pockets or any of that. So I guess 1.5 holes per pant?

The problem is that Reddit Shorts is something I could ABSOLUTELY see happening in the near future

To be fair, I think shirts already have holes, but if I said “there’s a hole in my shirt” you’d think there was an EXTRA hole

Well in that case define “define”!

I guess we all are talking out of our asses, then…

Did not expect to learn that a butthole is topologically a real hole but I am here for it