Heyoooo

Whyyyy

I fail to see how this isn’t the apocalypse.

My parents were…not great. One of the ways they were not great was that I wasn’t exposed to a lot of new things, so I didn’t have Chinese or Mexican food until I was an adult, not to mention Thai, Middle Eastern, Indian, Japanese, and so on.

So my 20s felt like a decade just full of “holy shit this is amazing” and also a peculiar shame for not knowing such things existed.

That’s exactly it. Almost 70 percent of land is in the northern hemisphere.

Teach me how.

Yeah at this point, there’s two types of people. Those who aren’t interested in climate change either because they don’t believe it will happen or believe we can stop it, and those who are absofuckinlutely terrified. I think I’d rather be blissfully ignorant.

It’s easy to look at this from the lens of people just wanting power, but maybe it’s something akin to the grief, honest grief, I felt about leaving Reddit because I had been there so long as just a user. I can’t imagine how it would feel to give up control over something that I had created and curated for many years knowing that it was going to be destroyed. 

This is, word for word, what I was going to post. Hi comment twin!

su root

rm -rf /SteveHuffmanData/SearchHistory/RealStuff

mv HorseNPigPorn.jpg LemonParty.html TubGirl.png SteveHuffmanData/SearchHistory

Fair enough!

But isn’t that just giving Reddit more traffic and doing exactly what spez wants us to do? 

I’d like to thank you for what you did.

I had been on Reddit for a similar amount of time, but I had cycled through a number of usernames during that period. So it wasn’t nearly as big of a loss for me as it was for you—I appreciate the lengths you went for supporting the cause. Thank you. 

The trap is realizing that skin cancer on your neck and under your hair is a thing. :/

Have we created orbiting poles of garbage, or are WE in fact orbiting piles of garbage?

Pot. There’s nothing wrong with it, and it’s legal in my state, but I quickly realized that if I didn’t want to weigh 300 pounds, I couldn’t do it. It felt like there was no end to the amount I could eat.

Having been on the Internet longer than some of you have been alive (damn whippersnappers), it was a result of being tired of choosing usernames. To prevent doxxing, I had been creating new accounts every few years, and this was the last name I made at the Alien site.

Wait, but…SuicideGirls is just a site full of naked women with tattoos and piercings. It doesn’t have anything to do with actual suicide.

Same. He’s just the billionaire of billionaires, the apotheosis of billionaires.