“Bro watch this”

[everyone in the room dies horribly over the course of several days]

He became less racist later in life, but didn’t, to my knowledge, express remorse for his previous racism.

No, we can excuse lack of refinement in talent, but not racism.

I love Lovecraft’s work, but fuck is he incredibly racist.

Something else.

You must be licking some damn good pennies

A-one, a two-hoo…!

[CRUNCH]

“The raven is bringing you an abortion!” - countries with women’s rights and universal healthcare

Here in the US, we have to pay for that raven to make a visit, smh.

“Like all Greeks, I know everything.”

I don’t know, he has an irrational hatred for SPIDER-MAN, but he’s a cut above most newspapers

Please tell the cops to stop stimulating my cones and rods

A 10 minute drive is a 10 minute drive, man. A 10 minute drive is a 30 minute e-bike ride, or 90 minutes+ by foot.

Alright, buddy, three things:

1. I quite literally have a bad leg and walk with a cane, so fuck running.

2. The 10 minute drive includes stretches of highway.

3. I generally don’t have three hours to burn in travel time (round trip) when I want to eat at a restaurant.

Personally, I have no family to take care of and work from home, and as part of that I gave up on cars. Very good for my finances overall. But it does mean that restaurants that were once a 10 minute drive away are now inaccessible except for delivery.

I mean, the person taking the photo probably wasn’t actually detained.

Been in the back of one a few times.

It resembles the back of a police car.

Where’s my spidey-strength to rip off the depression when someone says that

I dig your time travel outfit

you can refuse

I’m sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.

Is Greenland hiding something?