Yeah but what about those 18 toed porn girls with stumpy legs?

There actually isn’t a single human programmer in the entire world. Every single one was fired and replaced by Grok, ChatGPT and Deepseek.

I know all my old friends who worked at Microsoft are now janitors!

China uses little kids to build them. If we did the same in the US, America s would want to have MORE CHILDREN because they would literally pay for themselves!

Just imagine if all middle schools in the US required 2 hours of iPhone assembly per day. It would be excellent industrial training for the future generation!

I’m hoping for 1USD = 1 yen, then were really going to be #winning by stealing all of the Japanese manufacturing industry!

What? They do. Apple sells tens of millions of iPhones each year in the US.

Well. Being a bigoted asshole is easy.

Actually being inclusive and nice to people takes effort.

And they called us data hoarders!

In the great reddit to lemmy migration of 2023, a lot of users complained about the lack of content and engagement on lemmy. A number of lemmy moderators who came from reddit basically said the same thing and that they were working on deploying bots over here.

It looks like they did make some progress as there is a lot more content than there was 2 years ago. However, SOOOOO many niche subs just do not exist over here yet. Including most of my favs.

I am not that interested in linux or computers anymore.

Let me guess. These will be the AI-content subreddits, right?

Err, DOD is buying into OpenAI to manage the nuclear weapons.

This bill is likely sponsored by Sam Altman himself

So if I get a new computer in a few months it will no loner work. Maybe we can VPN into Sweden?

I dunno man. I’m a white male, grew up with privilege in an upper middle class family.

I’ve had (2) times when totally random people tried to murder me at night. One while I was cycling, another when my friends and I came out of a movie theater and got chased halfway across the city by a carload of thugs.

What? Mine are 6 digits. Plus the routing number

Trump is going to demand billions in cash donated to his personal bank account, from every country on earth. He just takes in $170 today from businesses paying him bribes.

He’s saluting the crowd for their support

He pocketed $170 million today

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/corporate-donors-trump-inauguration-1.7430028

Is this supposed to be funny, or are you a bot trying to normalize how fucked up this is?

30 minutes? I got a 24 hour ad one time, during the pandemic. It was this trippy art video thing where worms were eating the universe. Or something. I don’t know, but it was animated in a hand drawn style.

Those were strange times

This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.