Burn the witch!!!

Yup

No. I’m first generation Indian in California so no. Thank god for schools in the early 2000s

How do we know her height is correct? Why assume one wouldn’t lie if all the others do?

My family is from India so they use a lunisolar calendar.

In related news, Sundar Pichai hospitalized after gargling Trump’s balls for too long.

Why can’t you be angry and horny?

Same. I press too hard to use mechanical pencils

Fuck Jerry. He was never funny, and now we know he supports genocide.

Make up on genitals? The conversation is about genitals when it comes to this issue about segregated bathrooms. Republicans love to say creepy men will spy on women but they can do that anywhere in public.

Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?

Dude just take the win. The perfect hero isn’t coming. This isn’t a Disney movie.

Glad you’re not my boss. Who hates joy?

I’m loving it so far!!

Because this is America. I had to buy a history textbook in high school. Good thing we have enough money for a genocide though /s

Very cringe, very nice

What the fuck’s a grok?

Except the jobs of all those Brazilian employees

Everyone loves Dick

We are all linuxing today